Sunday, February 1, 2009

Assume sense of humor

Hi Folks!

If you know me at all personally, you know that I have a strange sense of humor. My Dad and my brothers and I developed it out of careful research and much experimentation.

I recall one experiment that nearly blew the roof off the house. We were at dinner one night, I guess I was about 12, and we were all telling the jokes of the day. My brother Mike, who must have been 5 or so at the time comes out of the blue and says, 'I have a joke'. So we all look at him and ask what the joke is. He says, 'A fish is a boy' and bursts out laughing.

A fish is a boy!

Well, that may or may not be funny to you, but I remember we all cracked up over it at the time.

The point of this post is to tell you that you must read everything I write with a sense of humor. I live in a secluded place, and most of my friends are security guards, AKA cavemen. We sometimes get a bit warped with our humor, but we keep each other out of trouble. We defend each other from the floozies that pitch up into the Caveman Cafe, and make sure no one gets out of hand over a game of Carcassone.

We really do look out for each other. We're cavemen, not barbarians.

We even say grace before meals, most of the time.

'Grace!'

'Amen!'

Just want you all to be aware that sometimes a fish is a boy, and it's funny.

Most of the jokes we tell in the Caveman Cafe are not for publication on this site. However, so long as we are members of the fraternal order of the Caveman, we will joke as we see fit and leave it to the visitors to FIFO.

Love and Peace to all!

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